- You go to crawl in to bed at night and you knock your foot on a toy fire truck hiding under the covers.
- You go to pour yourself a bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats and suddenly realize that the Honey Bunches of Oats bag has been replaced with the Corn Flakes bag. How or why, nobody knows....
- You walk around with blue play dough stuck to the bottom of your sock all day. Or worse yet, a sticker stuck to your back-side.
- You go to take a sip of your water and find an orange slice floating around in it. At this point, don't ask questions, just get a clean cup!
- You hear frantic crys for help and find a mischievous two year old hanging from the top of his bedroom door, as stuck as can be. And no, this is not the first time this has happened.
- You have to share sips of your flavored coffee with at least three other little people. And yes, you still drink it after that, slober and all.
- You refer to tasty food as 'yummy' and say 'bye-bye' when you hang up the phone.
Have any funny ones to add?