"Mom, maybe someday just me and you can go on a date and get a cheeseburger. Well, me and you and 'Toucan' ". ('Toucan' is our current code name for the baby :)
After his tummy growled at dinner tonight, he said "Oh, excuse me, my tummy burped!"
"Mommy, give this cheek a kiss good-night, 'cause I'm gonna put my other cheek on the pillow and the kiss would rub off"'
At the beginning of dinner: "Daddy, I don't like hummus" At the end of dinner: "Daddy, hummus is my favorite food!"