Wednesday, December 09, 2009

You just might be a stay at home mom IF....

  • You take a shower at 10:30 in the evening, but don't get around to fixing your hair until right before your husband comes home from work the next day....and it's almost time to shower again!

  • You look under your thumb-nail and think: "Hmm.....that's either red onion dye or chocolate"

  • Your latest 'intellectual reading list' consists of "5,000 Great Baby Names', and "The Proper care and feeding of Husbands"

  • You have now listened to Julie Andrews rendition of 'Joy to the World' about a thousand times, and it's not even Christmas yet

  • You are hoping that somebody will buy a new waffle iron for you for Christmas. Oh, and also a new serving bowl, because you dropped yours and shattered it on the floor today.

  • You were totally stumped when you daughter's school book instructed you to 'make a clay map of the Holy Land, complete with mountains, hills, and rivers', so you decided to skip it :)

  • Oh, and if you have three precious little people running around your house, giving you big hugs and calling you 'Mama', that's another great indication that these children are probably yours.... :)

1 comment:

Elizabeth said...

haha..I would have skipped the Holy Land clay map too!! Are you sure Martha Stuart didn't have something to do with that? :) Did it even give instructions on HOW to make the mountains, rivers and hills? wow...

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