Mission: To capture and kill all of the enemies agents
Description of enemy: Rather large, red-headed fruit flies, who are intent on making the Curtis Household unsanitary and extremely annoying
Size of enemies troops: Hundreds
Original cause of war: Experts disagree. There are two main theories. One is that the fruit flies were attracted due to some garbage bags left in the outside basement stairwell. Another main theory is that they arrived due to some over-ripe bananas left on the kitchen counter.
Plan of Action: Remove all trash cans from the house; Remove all wet or damp towels from the house; Completely clean off coutnertops, scrub down with vinegar; put all food or food related items in the refrigerator; Hang several fly papers around the house; set a fruit trap for them on the kitchen stove; do not eat or cook at our house until said flies have been annihilated.
We will prevail!!!
(Anybody else have any good suggestions? We're at war here!)