Heard around our house lately:
Cosette (speaking to Daddy): "If you were a girl, and Mommy was a boy, then you would stay home with us kids and Mommy would go to work!"
Cosette (speaking to Mommy): "Mommy, I changed my mind, I'm not going to have 14 children when I grow up, I'm only going to have two :)
Eli to Mommy: "My spot! Scooch!" (To which I promptly reminded him to say please!)
Cosette: "Mommy, can I have some yogrit?" (That's how she says it most of the time!)
Cosette to Daddy: "I'm not going to put my clothes away tonight. I'm just going to leave them behind the door like Mommy does!" (Okay, I admit it, I'm guilty of not picking up my clothes right away sometimes, but goodness, do they have to note all the bad things we do??)